15 Unexpected reasons NOT to get married

Here are 15 unexpected reasons not to get married that have to be considered with LLL – Love, Laughs, and a little bit of Logic. What if getting married isn’t for everyone? What if there are some unexpected (and hilarious) reasons to keep that “I do” on hold?

Marriage is often portrayed as the ultimate happily-ever-after. The fairy tales, rom-coms, and Instagram feeds all make it look like the one true goal of adult life. But if you’ve ever wondered whether the single life might actually be better, you’re in the right place. Let’s dive into 15 quirky, unexpected reasons why staying single could be your best decision yet.

Marriage can be wonderful, but the single life isn’t so bad either. So, if you’re loving your solo time, embrace it! After all, life’s all about doing what makes you happiest, even if that means cereal dinners and a bed all to yourself.

Love, Marriage, and Freedom

We all know the drill – flowers, rings, wows, and a lifetime of wedded bliss. What if despite the fact everything feels so right, there can still be a few signs marriage isn’t the best idea, or that your partner may not actually be “The One.” Sometimes staying single comes with perks that you might not expect. Look, marriage can be beautiful, meaningful, and the right choice for many people. But it’s not the only way to live a happy life.

Staying single comes with its own set of perks that deserve to be celebrated. It offers freedom, flexibility, and a whole lot of “me time.” So, if you’re happily single, embrace it! After all, life is about finding joy in the little things – whether that’s having an entire bed to yourself or deciding what’s for dinner without a debate.

Marriage isn’t the end-all, be-all of adulthood, and that’s okay. Whether you’re on the hunt for your soulmate or thriving solo, the important thing is to live your best life – whatever that looks like for you. So, cheers to freedom, individuality, and a lot more cereal dinners!

15 Unexpected Reasons Not to Get Married

Here’s a catchy and fun article exploring 10 unexpected reasons why some people might think twice about tying the knot: For some, keeping your freedom intact is the best choice. Okay, let’s start.

1

The whole bed (and the blankets) is yours!

Say goodbye to blanket hogs and midnight karate kicks. Staying single means you can sprawl across the entire bed, starfish-style. Yes, this is a legit reason. If you’ve ever had to wrestle with a blanket thief or fight for a mere 10 inches of mattress, you know what I mean. Marriage often means sharing the bed with someone who might snore, hog the sheets, or take up way more than their fair share of space. Staying single? You get the whole bed to yourself, every single night. So, go ahead – starfish all you want.

2

No fake sports enthusiasm

You don’t have to fake a love for sports (or hallmark movies). Married life often involves pretending to enjoy your partner’s hobbies, whether that’s watching endless hours of football or enduring marathons of cheesy Hallmark movies. When you’re single, you get to watch whatever you want. No need to learn the rules of golf or feign excitement over the latest Christmas rom-com. It’s your remote, your rules. Being single means watching whatever you want and whenever you want – no compromises.

3

No the in-law factor (a.k.a. unwanted family drama)

Let’s be real – marrying someone means you’re also marrying their family. Marry someone, marry their family. And while some in-laws are delightful, others can make family gatherings feel like episodes of Game of Thrones. “Why your mom calls you 100 times a day?!” Even if you despise your mother-in-law, even if she deserves it, you have to speak of her in respectful terms (unless you want big troubles). Staying single spares you from awkward Thanksgiving dinners, passive-aggressive comments, and the never-ending comparisons to your partner’s “perfect” sibling. Bliss!

4

Cereal for dinner? Yes, please!

Sure, marriage brings home-cooked meals and shared dinners, but it also brings expectations. When you’re single, cereal, pizza, or a giant bowl of popcorn can be a perfectly acceptable dinner – every night of the week if you want. No one will judge, and you won’t have to negotiate dinner plans. Plus, less cooking equals fewer dishes. Win-win! Who needs to cook a three-course meal when cereal or pizza works just fine? Your dinner, your choice, every night!

5

Your money, your way

Let’s talk finances. Marriage often means merging bank accounts and arguing over budgeting priorities. Want to blow your paycheck on a spontaneous trip or the latest gaming console? Go for it! When you’re single, you don’t need to justify your purchases or discuss financial goals. You control your finances, and that’s a freedom some people aren’t willing to give up. Impulse buy? Sure! Fancy a spontaneous trip? Why not! No shared bank accounts mean total financial freedom.

6

You avoid the “married couple weight gain” phenomenon

It’s a known fact: many couples gain weight after getting married. It’s real: couples often gain weight after tying the knot. Solo life means no one tempting you with midnight cookies. Those cozy nights in with pizza and Netflix, plus a shared love for late-night snacks, can take a toll on your waistline. When you’re single, there’s no one to tempt you into ordering extra fries or baking cookies at midnight. Your diet, your body, your choices – no excuses needed.

7

Spontaneity lives on

One of the biggest perks of staying single is the freedom to be spontaneous. Want to book a last-minute trip to Paris? No need to ask for anyone’s permission. No need to consult anyone’s schedule or convince a partner that it’s a good idea. You get to do what you want, when you want, without compromising. Marriage often means considering a partner’s plans, comfort zone, and budget – spontaneity can take a back seat. Staying single keeps your plans – and passport – flexible.

8

You can keep all your weird habits

Everyone has a few weird habits they like to keep private. Maybe you dance in your underwear to ‘90s boy bands, eat peanut butter straight from the jar, or talk to yourself while doing laundry. Go for it. Staying single means no one’s judging your quirks. Marriage often brings an unavoidable level of exposure, where your quirks are suddenly front and center. Staying single means you can keep your oddities all to yourself – no judgment, no questions.

9

One less set of towels to fold

Laundry is bad enough when it’s just yours. Add someone else’s clothes, towels, and never-ending pile of socks to the mix, and suddenly laundry becomes a part-time job. By staying single, you’re only folding one set of clothes, washing one set of sheets, and keeping track of one set of shoes by the door. It’s a simpler, lighter (laundry) load. No more folding someone else’s socks! Single life means fewer loads and way less laundry stress.

10

You don’t have to share the TV remote – ever

We’ve all been there: the heated battle over what to watch on TV. One wants a true crime documentary, the other insists on a romantic comedy. Marriage is full of compromises, and TV time is no exception. But when you’re single, you’re the undisputed ruler of the remote. Binge-watch whatever you want – whether it’s Bridgerton, Breaking Bad, or a 12-hour deep dive into the history of UFOs. No TV battles! The remote is all yours, 24/7. Binge on whatever without a debate.

11

No worries about saving your marriage

“In every marriage, more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.” – Robert Anderson. And it’s very true. Every marriage requires hard work, support, trust, compromise, and at times even sacrifice. Every marriage faces its own set of challenges and the complexities of married life. If you living solo, you shouldn’t be worried about controlling your mind before opening your mouth.

12

No criticism or negative comparisons

Don’t you know that a Number 1 marriage killer is criticism? Making negative comparisons to other people, especially family members can be hurtful and cause unnecessary stress. “You’re just like your mother!” There is no defense that you can offer that will offset your insult. It’s your mom. Period. So, at the end of the day, you save your nerves and money on stress management.

13

“I told you so”

This is a classic example of something you definitely wouldn’t like because it makes you feel criticized or belittled. It’s an unspoken and unwelcome message that he is smarter than you are, which is absolutely not true.

14

“You don’t own me”

… You don’t own me
I’m not just one of your many toys
… And don’t tell me what to do
Don’t tell me what to say
… You don’t own me
Don’t try to change me in any way
… I’m young and I love to be young
I’m free and I love to be free
To live my life the way I want
To say and do whatever I please

15

Unequal responsibilities

One-sided efforts – unequal wife-husband responsibilities happen in every marriage, everywhere, and every time. You may like a neat and tidy home while mess does not bother your partner. What one hates the other may easily tolerate. The differences in how each of you cleans, eats, making the bed, paying bills, or even taking a shower can lead to frustration. And if he wants it his way or the highway, then you have to put much more work or effort than your husband. If you think it doesn’t matter if you love a person, think again!

Honorable mentions: a few more reasons to stay single

• No Awkward Couple’s Selfies: Not everyone is into lovey-dovey Instagram posts. Staying single means you can keep your profile free of “couple goals” photoshoots.
• No Guilt about Traveling Solo: Want to backpack through Europe alone? Go for it! No one’s feelings to consider.
• More Closet Space: No one to share your closet with means more room for shoes, clothes, and that random collection of vintage concert tees.

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Seriously, being in a relationship that reckons with your values and interests is something that most people desire and yearn for, but this is not always the case. The benefits of being single are plenty but are often overlooked.